How to beat the Dole by Timothy Wright VK4HFO!
First look at what has modernised beyond man's role and very rare position to find?
"Part Time Lighthouse Keeper"
1/ Lighthouses because they have been all modernised to where men are not wanted. Even if you are like me and do not have any experience.
2/ Locate yourself where travel hours are restricted like Lamb Island where you rely of Ferry access and restricted hours / Part time Work so you can't get a full time job at a Lighthouse.
3/ Join Sea Rescue / Fire brigade so if the Unemployment Office happen to find you a part time position, this will interfere
when called for duty and then in turn will give you a bad name for full time employment.
4/ Turn up in your Hare Krishna outfit.
5/ Run up to people in the car park and say: Hello Rainbow family can I get a lift off you, do you have a bean bag that I can crash on! Oh you don't oh well the couch will do, do you like Dope (Smoke) Rainbow family.
http://rainbow.lickorish.net/
This is a breeze if followed step by step
Signed
Timothy Wright
11 Wyena Avenue
Queensland
Australia
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